The office is very quiet. Oftentimes I scarcely notice that there are human beings mere feet away from me. The walls between offices don't go all the way to the ceiling, so in theory, I should be hearing everything. But the people nearest to me don't seem to breathe, clear their throats, sneeze, or fart. Ever. All I hear is intermittent typing.
Instead, I usually hear Carl, who is at the opposite side of the room. Carl is a miracle worker. He can make forty sentences into one. He will have 3 conversations with you before you say a word. Listen, and marvel:
You can't really get a good sense for how long his monologues last. This video represents about 1/25 of the conversation.
1 comment:
Tell Carl to speak English!! Or to stop speaking altogether.
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